I am SICK of gnomes with hidden eyes. You know the ones. At every homegoods store ever. Big hat, pulled down, with a nose sticking out of the bottom. Go to hell. These are not gnomes. These are caricatures of gnomes. But Inner Decay Seductive Gnome XL Patch? That's a gnome that's worth your time. I can tell he's going to break my heart but I know what I'm getting into. There may be no place like Gnome, but my jacket sure feels like it.