Coolest thing I own

When the students start getting unruly, playing with the chain brings their focus back.

I never understood those crowd scenes in fantasy movies where a condemned prisoner was led to their doom before a crowd of cheering, jeering, leering peasants. However, as I sit here working my tiny new instrument of bloody justice, I can't suppress a cruel chuckle. Inner Decay, indeed.

Their little, tiny heads. 🗿💀🤯 👍🏽💯🥰

I love my little miniature guillotine I'm now a prepared member of the Proletariat, ready for the next revolution!

Off with the Bourgeoisie's heads! 😱

Let them eat cake, my ass. 😅

I didn't read the details, so I was somewhat surprised when it showed up and was larger than I expected, but the coping action more than makes up for the loss of real estate.

I wear leather suspenders most of the time, and the spacing of the posts in the back fit perfectly with the spacing of the holes in the straps. This was an excellent purchase and definitely adds to my collection.